Shahrukh Khan Celebrate Indian Team
In a decisive victory of Indian Film industry over the Pakistani Film Industry, Shahrukh Khan won 4-2 against Pakistan’s Moammar Rana at Johannesburg, South Africa Yesterday . At the moment, the whole Indian team showed to to cheer him. He received hugs from all team members and a Bear Hug and a near French kiss from Harbhajan Singh who seemed more gay than usual. Then M.S. Dhoni payed homage to Arnold Shwarzennegar by taking off his shirt… but SRK interpreted from it that Dhoni was mocking him for taking off his shirt in Om Shanti Om… and said “If I can take off my shirt, then Dhoni can too”… this was an example of his much acclaimed witty sarcasm.
He was then Nominated for the post of the Coach of teams of all sports in India (including men’s sports).
Then the Indian cricket team received a cup from the ICC in return for giving it up last world cup and because the BCCI guest house doesn’t have enough cups to serve coffee veteran Tamil actors like Rajnikanth.
(Besides all that, in some part of the habitable earth, some people celebrated India’s 20-20 world cup victory over Pakistan… but who cares?)


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